It was said of John Henry Newman that he was never less
alone than when alone. Newman liked the peace and quiet of isolation: it
allowed him to read, to think and to write.
I confess to some
sympathy for Newman on this. I do not like the hyperconnectivity of the
current world. As an administrator at Westminster, I had a seminary
cell phone. I had to upgrade it to a smartphone last year because
Verizon indicated they would no longer support the vintage model I then
possessed. I remember that, when I went in to exchange it, the man
behind the counter looked at the phone, looked at me and then, choking
back the laughter, declared "You're that guy!" Shamed into silence, I
nodded mutely and mumbled my mandated request for a smartphone.
Now,
having stepped down from the administration, I have rid myself of the
thing and reverted to a phone that (and yes, this sounds terribly
outdated, I know) simply allows me to phone people. You know, like
they did in the olden days. Sadly, I am sure that the free market will
ensure that it will be 'no longer supported' within a few years. At that
point I will have to pay extra every month for a data package to
provide data which I have no interest in receiving, but until then, I
can resist, Canute-like, the incoming tide of things I really do not
need or like but which others have determined that I apparently 'must
have.'
There are other advantages to
downgrading. If I receive an email, I am one of those compulsive types
who has to read it straight away. Result: not just friends, but everyone
from work to whackos and every point in between has been able to invade
my privacy. Now, with no mobile e-mail facility, I am safe from my own
weakness, at least temporarily. Further, while I have rarely ever
answered my cell phone anyway (possibly the result of keeping it
switched to silent), ditching the seminary's smartphone has allowed me
to purge my contacts list. It is amazing how, over time, my number
leaked out to all sorts of people, some of whom were simply miscreants
that I would really rather avoid. At the time of writing, I now have a
grand total of eighteen contacts: strange to tell, most have the same
surname as me; and those who do not either serve with me at church as
elders or deacons or play some part in paying my salary. In other words,
pretty much the sum total of people with whom I actually need to have
any regular contact. Continue at Carl Trueman
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